Thursday, November 4, 2010

Beer and Ice Cream diet.

As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat.
For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. The average dessert portion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of thermodynamic law, 6,216 calories (1 cal./gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is normalized. Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories.
Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer.
Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature. The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down.
Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream.We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a pizza, beer, and ice cream diet.
Happy eating!

22 comments:

TurdFurgeson said...

sweet jesus that is brilliant...

Nostalgist said...

sounds good to me!

Guy Incognito said...

something about your logic doesn't sound right :D
oh well, I'm off buying some ice cream and beer

T.dot said...

hah sounds good

Death Before Disco said...

Nice! Hahaha

Tsipise said...

LOL!!! nice bro.

Sikori said...

Wow, some cool info you got there! Beer and Icecream ANYONE?! :)

CrispyPeanutButter said...

I'm sure I could live like this. I drink enough beer as it is.

Campino said...

sounds legit

Mr.Brightside said...

Cool post, man!
:)

Watch The World Burn said...

I like ice cream.

The Blogster said...

awesome read, keep it up! :)

lf52 said...

wow
hhahaa very nice xD

Green_Magix said...

Good to know mate thanks for passing that on!

timeline1992 said...

lol nice post bro

Come At Me Bro said...

This is great!

The Game Store Guy said...

This makes far too much and you are clearly a wizard. But in all seriousness, I had heard rumors about this idea concerning drinking cold water...but the fact that you broke it down like this is impressive. Thanks.

Shimizu said...

that's brilliant

Justin Z said...

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Oxygen for Everyone! said...

is there any actual scientific basis in that? I can easily understand where one might get the idea.

Willow said...

I liked that logic.....more beer for me!

One.Pissed.Off.Guy said...

You should be a dietician for a living man, move up from blogs ahaa